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To infinity and beyond — Bezos’ rocket builds on proud phallic legacy
Only the fifth domain has yet to be penetrated by a phallus, as it were.
By Sarah Sicard
‘It feels normal’ — nearly 2 years after penis transplant, veteran maimed by IED feels whole
“It was one of the best decisions I ever made.”
By Jon Simkins
Marines who flew T-34C sky penis pattern didn’t know new transponder allowed everyday civilians to track their flight path
The ADS-B transponder sends GPS satellite information to air traffic controllers and other aircraft to track location.
By Shawn Snow
Woman arrested for trespassing at CIA headquarters and asking for ‘Agent Penis’
Hernandez has been charged with trespassing and is being held in Alexandria, Virginia.
By Jon Simkins
1,800-year-old Roman penis carvings discovered near Hadrian’s Wall — some things never change
Militarized affinity for phallic scribbling dates back long before the first illustrations were ever fashioned by bored American service members.
By Jon Simkins
Two Marine pilots grounded pending investigation into sky penis flight pattern
The aircraft belongs to Marine Fighter Attack Training Squadron 101, 3rd Marine Aircraft Wing, out of Miramar, California.
By Shawn Snow
Look to the sky — the triumphant return of the sky penis is upon us
Radar readings first picked up the pilot’s masterpiece and Twitter users were quick to praise the artistry.
By Jon Simkins
Air Force: Sky penis drawings over Germany were not intentional
Air Force officials in Europe said the contrails that some on the ground mistook for genitalia renderings were not intentional.
An Air Force sky penis to rival the Navy’s own?
A pic of a sky phallus apparently drawn over Ramstein Air Base fails to match the clean elegance of the Navy's sky penis drawing last year.
Afghanistan veteran receives world’s first full penis and scrotum transplant
“I feel whole again.”
By Jon Simkins